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slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

me: i'm so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

high-blogging:

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

illegal crimes

when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

gay guy: *cough*

white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

bbolin:

when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision